I know already have thousands upon thousands of you hanging on my every word like slaughtered pigs hanging on hooks in a meat locker…
No, wait. Like… seagulls mistakenly hooked on bait meant for salmon.
No. Like… children mistakenly hooked on bait meant for salmon!
What I came to say is… I am going to change the structure of the blog. Or give it a structure at all. It’s been like a Pollack, which is fine if you like that sort of willful slapdash-ness, but I’m going to impose structure, since we live in a post-ironic world anyway.
So. Mondays will be a book review, Wednesdays will be a book recommendation, and Fridays will be a book update. Books books books. I read more than I do anything else. When I do other things, like look out the window, or something equally exciting and exotic, I’ll post about it on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Or the weekend.
The point is, you can rest assured that on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays that I will have posts up on this here internet based weblog.